Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Ten Comments Overheard in Gov. Spitzer's Office

1. "It's your wife, Governor. She says it's kind of important."
2. "Wonder if Mr. Spitzer paid sales tax on the out-of-state transaction."
3. "Maybe she was just trying to get a driver's license."
4. "You'd think for $4,000 an hour, they'd throw in stuff from the mini-bar."
5. "This Just In: John Faso has asked for a recount."
6. "The Web site of the Emperor's Club seems to have crashed."
7. "He's only Client 9? How important are Clients 1 through 8?"
8. "'Troopergate' doesn't seem so bad now, does it?"
9. "No, sir, I don't think it was part of a personal investigation by Mr. Spitzer."
10. "I need some good advice … call the airport and get me Larry Craig."

Passed along without comment ... except to say that ridicule can be as effective as rage.

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